How To Own A Vila In Bali For Free

It's okay Jim, if you would like to have a villa in Bali, go ahead!

Bali is wonderful. It is more popular than Indonesia, the mother country itself. Many people all over the world come to visit it and some of them are dreaming of having a Villa in Bali. Are you? Then how to have one for free?

Nothing is free when it comes to comfort, what do you think? You will get back to nature, listening to those beautiful rhythm of birds and get chased by those wild monkeys when you insists on having a villa in Bali for free. Lol. And all facilities might be costly.

Not really, but one thing for sure, learning from a history you must be careful when you plan come to Bali in near future, not for fun but for business, instead. What's the business about? Smuggling heroin? Wow! There's no clemency today. Indonesian president offers no bargain for anybody pretending to have a villa in Bali, but then getting caught for drugs crime and facing the death penalty.

Okay, tourists, as an Indonesian who came to Bali only once in a life time and never wishes to get back there, I think I can promote other places scattered all over Indonesia as well. Get a villa in Bukittinggi, Sumatera; it also has an enchanting scenery, quiet, peaceful but maybe you'll spend a lot of time there melancholic.

Or go to Puncak Bogor, a hill side area near the capital city Jakarta. However, soon you'll get accustomed to regular terrible traffic jams, especially on weekend. There are many villas there, probably cheaper than those ones in Bali, but I think you might be upset because you get distracted.

Okay, let's get down to the topic: How to get a villa in Bali for free. it's just like how you can get along well with the people there, giving away your heart and in return you will get theirs and hopefully a place for you to live.

Do you think by marrying a local, will enable you to possess a residence anywhere you are? Maybe. But how to get a villa in Bali it is more than how to feel heaven on earth. If it is too much, you may not need it for now. But for investment, I think you need to consider from now on to buy one when you prepare a budget for that.

Having a villa in Bali is not a must, but being happy there for free, that's an obligatory. Happy holidays!

Get Divorce In California? Visit Bali first

Do you plan to get divorce in California? That's weird. Visit Bali first. Not only celebrities, many tourists would like to die there. How can it be? Because they would like to have a spiritual sense. even though they can't stand the sun. They can't wait for vacation to come. And if later when they've already arrived at Kuta beach, they would really like to die soon, jumping and lying in the sand bed and have sunbathing as long as they like

Don't tell joke about divorce in this island of God. Make a reconciliation. Reflecting or contemplating, that's best to do. It's just a weird wish to go to California to end your marriage. First, it's expensive and second that's a silly thing to do. Just think about surfing here, imagine your sweetest moment with your lover somewhere and now do the same thing too here while having sunbathing.

It's so sad to let children down. But it's horrible to keep on living with monster when it comes to your extreme thought about your spouse. How Bali is an interesting spot you can resolve your problem. Forget about divorce, forget about California except its "chickens" which are scattered at many malls all around the world. Swim, find the natural treasure there in the bottom of the sea.

Only if you wish to make things right in your marriage life, just create a storyboard, prepare the voice over and go to California. Whoops! What's all about? Life is not a weird animation. I hope everyone of us can maintain our marriage life, right? What do you think about it: No divorce at all, because you succeed your business and your partner is pleased with it. Okay, you like Bali and you might like to hire an artist to create a video scribing like this, 

The conclusion: After having fun in Bali, you can improve your business by doing the right campaign online. Happy holiday and good luck.

Many Would Like To Die In Bali, Why?

Not only celebrities, many tourists would like to die in Bali. How can it be? Because they would like to have a spiritual sense. even though they can't stand the sun. They can't wait for vacation to come. And if later when they've already arrived at Kuta beach, they would really like to die soon, jumping and lying in the sand bed and have sunbathing as long as they like.

Sure, anybody like to have fun in Bali, enjoy sunbathing at Kuta beach, be amazed by naughty monkeys in Sangeh, thrilled by various everlasting Hinduism ritual and ceremonies, and attracted by a lot of traditional and unique souvenirs. But who likes to die here? Are there anyone among world celebrities?

Before I tell you more about it, it is for you to know and be aware of, that on the Day of Nyepi (Silence Day), which is part of public holiday in Indonesia, you are not allowed to wander around the island. Traveling and outdoor activities are forbidden! and the world must respect it, and so must celebrities. Bali is totally dead. Only security officers stay vigil.

It's quiet, calm and restless, and anybody who prefers to die here must wait until everything gets back to normal. The shooting process can be carried on later. Therefore, on learning this, you should not be curious who celebrities like to die in Bali are, should you? They have already had some stunt men to do it for them. WHAT?! Sorry, world, a little joke may make your day brighter.

Happy travelling!

How about you, Jim? Wanna die in Bali? You are a star!

Bali, Island Of Gods

Welcome to Bali, the island of gods. Not only can you find beautiful nature here, but also spirituality. The rituals which have been lasting for ages, to thrill you in many kinds, from religious ceremony to cultural heritage. Hinduism, the predominant religion here, gives you some traditional sense of spiritualism.

You may have fun going to the beach and swim or dive and so on. And then you may explore more places, by chance, to see the gods of hinduism placed everywhere throughout the island. And remember, respect, that is what you should bring along here in order that your trip to Bali and home is secured.

There are many world famous people and celebrities besides the domestic ones have come to Bali to spend their holidays here. The island of gods is really attractive, and can you imagine, even a well-known actor like Julia Roberts needs to come here just to eat, pray and love. Lol.

Welcome, you may learn how to dance too in the island of gods. To some, Balinese dance is unique, to others it is sacred and mystical.

Sure Jim, you are one of the celebrities there.

Indonesians Prefer Singapore To Bali?

Is it correct that most Indonesians prefer Singapore to Bali? As an online English tutor in Jakarta, I have had quite a lot of discussion on the phone with several rich Jakartans. Sure, the nearest proudable neighboring country to visit is Singapore and then next is Malaysia or Thailand. It has been a kind of pride for the Have to visit Singapore. But Bali? Some say, they get bored going to Singapore for it has no attractive nature but only an artificial sophisticated universal studio equipped with technology. So Bali is preferable.

Bali gives more alternative and it is larger than Singapore. They don't have to have a passport and they can go by land, instead. As for me myself, if asked what do you prefer, Singapore or Bali, I'll answer: both but after I have visited some other unrevealed beautiful areas throughout Indonesian's archipelago. 

The problem is I'm broke now!

Bali And Backpackers

Bali And Backpackers, it reminds me of those traveling in Jakarta in the heat of the sun. The expatriates to enter Monas, the landmark of the capital down town enjoying the green area of the polluted hectic city. How to go to Bali from Jakarta? Backpackers can go by land, take the bus and it will take longer journey than if they go by plane.

Ever wondered if celebritries go backpacking from Jakarta to Bali by land? That's not a good idea. But maybe that's great. Unless there's a notice about a celebrity visit, they can go to Bali freely by land. On one condition, that the celebrity is no more well-known here in the country or he is good at under cover himself.

So invite Justin Bieber or Katy Perry to go backpacking from Jakarta to Bali, or it is recommended if they go straight to Bali and enter the woods. Enter the woods? What for? We have Sangeh with a lot of "naughty" monkeys to steal your snack from your hand. If only they could talk, they might make a campaign or promote Bali as well. The woods are so SCARRY!

Bali, Enjoy Kuta Beach

Enjoy Kuta Beach. When you are in Bali, never forget to visit it and have fun. What do you want to do? Surfing? Swimming? Diving? Or just sightseeing? Get out of routine and have sunbath. Just make sure that you have a positive mind despite the Bali bombing incident several years ago here. 

This is the island of gods where people all over the world, including celebrities would care to visit. It is more popular than the country itself, Indonesia, and more exclusive. Okay, about Kuta Beach, there's nothing to annoy you like a mermaid coming to you begging for money, it's only the naughty sun to sting you too hard.

For short, enjoy your holiday at Kuta Beach. When you meet some celebrities there, send my best regards, If you won't do so, that's the best thing to do because this humor is dull, right?